Hey! How are you? I hope you’re doing good. I’ll cut right to the chase. I’m deleting you as a friend.
Please don’t get upset. It’s not that I don’t like you, or that your profile picture’s aren’t awesome, it’s just that we never talk. I mean, what happened to us? Remember the good old days when you requested me as a friend? I looked at the picture and thought “Oh. I think I went to school with this kid like 5 years ago” …